Thursday, October 29, 2009

NFL Week 8

Week 1: 6-5
Week 2: 7-3
Week 3: 3-4
Week 4: 2-4
Week 5: 5-4
Week 6: 3-4
Week 7: 2-7
Total: 28-31

O'Hoolix was kicked in the junk last week by some admittedly poor plays,especially on the Radiers, Bears and Carolina. Alas O'Hoolix will not be fazed by a subpar week and is back again to take it to the bookmakers.

BRONCOS's +3.5: I'll take the undefeated Bronco's off of a bye week here. Granted this will be their toughest road test so far, I think even if they lose it will be under the number.

LIONS -4.5: What a stinker here! Two awesome dominating teams clash this Sunday......haaaa I don't think so. Anyway, betting on St. Louis right now is certifiably looney, take the Lions in a snooze-fest 17-10.

GIANTS PK: The Giants are the better team here. The Eagles seemed like a team that put it on cruise control against the Skins. How can a team that lost to the Raiders ever put it on cruise control? Giants 31-24.

JAGS +3: Ok, Vince Young will start. Tennessee is really bad this year, will this give them the spark? Unless Vince is going to play defense, I don't think it will matter Jags 24-20.

SAINTS/FALCONS ovr 54.5: Yes, this is a huge number but I think the trend of New Orleans high scoring games continue. Saints 37-24.

BILLS/TEXANS und 41.5: I don't see a score fest here, Texans 21-14.

COWBOYS -9.5: The boys should be able to run all over the Seattle D, opening up their passing game. Dallas 30-16.

Good Luck!

Friday, October 23, 2009

NFL Week 7

Week 1: 6-5
Week 2: 7-3
Week 3: 3-4
Week 4: 2-4
Week 5: 5-4
Week 6: 3-4
Total: 26-24

O'Hoolix did not count the Titans/Pats wager or the add on game they were a wash. This is a great season this year and O'Hoolix is on the cusp of making a run in the NFL. The furry space alien hopes you are with me on the same side and are ready to CA$H in!

CHARGERS -5: I like the struggling Chargers here because I think they can put up enough points to cover here. The Chargers are hurting but the can score and KC wont be able to keep up: Chargers 28-17.

VIKINGS +6: Everyone is on the Steelers here, thats why O'Hoolix like the Vikes. There is big inside money on the Steelers here, but I think the Vikes can stay with Big Ben and the Steelers. Betting against FAVRE this year is hazardous to your wallet, the trend continues here.

VIKES/STEELERS ovr 45.5: Vikes don't have good pass D, but they can put up some points and the Steelers don't have the D they used to.

RAIDERS +6.5: The Jets are struggling with a rookie QB and the Raiders of all teams look to have a pulse. Take the balck and silver jumpsuits!

PANTHERS -7: No, O'Hoolix is not on drugs! Yes he is laying 7 with the Panthers! The Bills still are weak, O'Hoolix watched their win against the Jets and know they were the beneficiary of 5 Sanchez picks and still barely won the game. They gave up over 200yds on the ground and guess what Carolina does well........

BEARS +3: 2x unit bet! The Bears are a decent team and Cincy is too, but I like the Bears getting a field goal. The Bears should have won against the Falcons, but really gave it away.

FALCONS +4: I will not lay points with the Cowboys. Looks like Jerry forgot to build a team to go along with the 1Billion $ stadium.

GIATNS/CARDINALS ovr 46.5: I look for these offenses to get on track here and have a mini shoot out. 28-24 Giants.

COLTS/RAMS ovr 45: The COLTS should score 31-39 points here, the RAMS should add about 14-20, COLTS 38-17.

GOOD LUCK!

Friday, October 16, 2009

NFL Week6

Week 1: 6-5
Week 2: 7-3
Week 3: 3-4
Week 4: 2-4
Week 5: 5-4
Total: 23-20

Boy there are some stinkers in the NFL this year! O'Hoolix looks to take his game to the next level and take us to the house with some winners!

TEXANS +6.5: This line has moved from 4.5 to 6.5 in the Texans favor. The Bengals are hot and the Texans are dual personality, but I like Houston. They can score and should be able to keep up with the Bengals. Texans 30-28.

VIKINGS -3: Gotta like Favre and the Vikes in this spot. I think Baltimore is fading some and the Vikes are a tough matchup for them, Favre might be able to exploit the Baltimore's secondary.

JAGUARS -10: This line could be -40 and O'Hoolix would consider taking it. The Jags aren't world beaters, but the Rams are awful and their turnover issues continue to cost them! Bet this number now before it goes up.

PANTHERS -3.5: Again this is a play against a crappy team. The BUCS are in dissaray and the Panthers are a well coached club, despite their record. Steve Smith should go off on the BUCS.

EAGLES -13.5: Take this before it gets to -14. The Raiders cannot score and the Eagles pride themselves on D and Andy Reid likes to throw the ball. Eagles 34-13.

CHIEFS +6.5: The skins are in dissarray and a loss here could prompt a Zorn firing. The chiefs played well last week and might parlay that into another good effort. Skins 20-17.

JETS -8: The Jets offense looked good at Miami and should be able to get enough to dominate the Bills here. The Bills cannot muster any O right now. Jets 28-10.

TITANS/NE over 43.5: The Titans D is hurting and look for Brady and co. to be fired up after a loss. PATS 31-17.

LATE ADDITION: Consider not taking over in above game with Titans/Pats due to extreme weather conditions on East Coast.

ALTERNATIVE PLAY: EAGLES/RAIDERS OVR 40
Good Luck!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

NFL Week 5

Week 1: 6-5
Week 2: 7-3
Week 3: 3-4
Week 4: 2-4
Total: 18-16

O'Hoolix suffered his second consecutive losing week bringing the NFL total to 18-16. This week your favorite space alien looks to right the ship and bring more cash to your pocket! On to the winners.

EAGLES -15: The Bucs stink and Andy Ried likes to pour it on. I would be suprised if TB scores more than 10 points here. The Bucs QB will be running for his life. Eagles 34-10.

PATRIOTS -3: 2x unit bet. O'Hoolix usually doesn't like to increase his bets until his bankroll permits, but I really like the Pats in this spot. They should be able to run on the Broncos here which will really open up the passing game. The Broncos were lucky to beat Dallas and NE is in another pay grade compared to the Cowboys. If you can get -3, do it now.

STEELERS -10.5: If Stafford is out the turnover machine (Culpepper) will be in. Look for the Steelers to get their rushing game on track, which well make it easy pickings for Big Ben. Culpepper or Stafford will be in the MASH ward after this game. Steelers 38-17.

STEELERS/LIONS ovr 44: I think the Steelers have a chance to make the over themselves here, but they should get some help from the lions. The Pitt D should score at least once as well.

BROWNS -6: Never thought I would recommend the Browns but I do like them this weekend. The got rid of Edwards, which should help their clubhouse. The Bills right now shouldn't lay 6 to those pencil neck geeks at Harvard let alone a NFL team. Anderson will give the Browns a lift here and keep it close. Browns 20-17.

COLTS -4: The first half will be close, but after that the Colts will take over. Peyton and Co. have too much O for the Titans. If Jax puts up 37 on them, the Colts may get 50! Colts 31-14

FALCONS +2.5: Sigletary has the 49'ers playing kick ass ball. The Falcons will be the first real test for the 49'ers. Matt Ryan and Co should be able to get enough points to hang on Hawks 17-14, to be safe you might consider buying the 1/2 to make it +3.

RAVENS/BENGALS ovr 42: The improved Ravens offense looks to put points on the board here. The Bengals D is improved but I look for them to give up at least 25-30points here. The Bengals will be able to move the ball in the air and get between 20-24 points. Ravens 30-21.

Good Luck!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

NFL Week 4

Week 1: 6-5
Week 2: 7-3
Week 3: 3-4
Total: 16-12

Week 3 at 3-4 was tough for the best alien football spread expert in the galaxy. O'Hoolix was way off on Tampa and underestimated how BAD they are, ouch! Houston proved they have a dual personality. But at the bottom of the card, O'Hoolix pulled through with 3 late game wins. On to week 4 picks where O'Hoolix hopes to cash in on his very serious alien picks. For my best customers the Harvest Moon Play of the Year is available for a mere $99.00! Call 1-900-VULCANWOOKIE.

TITANS -3: Jax played well last week and Tenn didn't get it done again, but the Titans are the better team here. Jax will provide little to no home field advantage and the Titans are too good to go 0-4.

COLTS/HAWKS ovr 44: Colts should be able to score here with loads of injuries on Seattle. The Hawks should be able to get 15-20 points as well, with the colts injury situation on D. I see a 30-20 or 34-17 type game here.

RAVENS/PATRIOTS ovr 44.5: The Pats will try and throw the ball here against the Ravens they won't be able to run it enough against the tough ravens D. The Ravens will be able to put points up against the Pats D. 30-25 Ravens.

COWBOYS -3: I would consider buying the hook here to make it -2 1/2. Denver is playing very well, but I think Dallas will be primed for this one. Dallas has a huge O-line and will be able to push around the D-line of Denver, which should open up the passing game for Romo. 23-14 Dallas.

BUFFALO PK: The Bills aren't good, but either are the Dolphins. I think the Bills have a better D and if they can get the ball to Owens they should win. Marshawn Lynch will be back for the Bills, maybe this will help their anemic offense.

BENGALS -5.5: Cleveland sucks and they are sinking faster than a lead turd in a punch bowl. The Bengals are off a huge win against the Steelers and look to add to their confidence. Palmer should have a field day against the Browns. 24-10.

Good Luck!
O'Hoolix