Week #2 NFL Picks

Welcome back Vegas betters! The Z-man will be taking temporary control while O'Hoolix is on... paternitity leave? Do furry space alien mascots get paternitity leave? Anyway, the O'Hoolix clan have welcomed a new little alien to this world to help battle the evils of the sports writing world as well as enemy terrorists. Congrats, O'Hoolix! I hope my picks fare better than yours!

Now on with the show.

I was not able to get the picks in last week, but that was probably a good thing as they did not turn out very well. However, like the Colts, I expect to turn things around and do some crushing this week!

Speaking of the Colts (+2.5), I expect them to cover and win outright against the Browns at home. The Horshshoes will not have a meltdown like last week and will have some some of the line deficiencies, both O and D, solved. Expect Freeney and Mathis to do some damage and pressure the Browns into an interception or two.

Saints (-7.5) vs Bears.

Redskins (-4.5) vs Cardinals.

Dallas Cowboys (+2.5) at 49ers.

Patriots (-6.5) vs Whale's Vagina Chargers.

Eagles (-2.5) at Falcons.

Giants (-6.5) vs Rams.

Good luck all! (Especially if you bet on these. HA!)