NFL Picks Week 1

Yes, I am back.....back again.......O'Hoolix is back..........da da dadd daaaa....Okay enough with the sound effects.

O'Hoolix is out again in 2010 to dish out winners and fatten wallets. I will be pontificating on this year's NFL action and putting a beat down on the linemaker's...... they are Alderan and I am the DEATH STAR! I hope they don't force O'Hoolix to go all Alex Logan on them this year, but alas I see a DEATH BLOSSOM in their future.
100-1 says out there somewhere there is a young Abdullah Taliban wishing he could call O'Hoolix's 1-900-BIG CA$H line for winner's, but daddy keeps using it to detonate IED's with.
On to the winners.

MIAMI -3: Buffalo is really bad.
ATLANTA -1.5
CINCY +4.5: NE's defense suspect.
CLEVELAND +3: Like Delhomme better than Tampa's QB.
INDY -2.5: Excellent road favorite.
BALTIMORE +2.5: Too much smack talk against improved Ravens

Upon further review and Saturday's picks

It's almost as good as finding a $20 bill in the laundry or a bank error in your favor, but those never happen. Alas, there has been an accounting error in our favor and upon further review O'Hoolix is credited with another pick in the win column. O'Hoolix was only credited for 2 wins on day three picks, when the record clearly shows it should have been 3-1 for the day. With last Sunday's picks the furry space alien is now 23-10-1.

Anyway you slice it the Alex Logan of tout's is hot. Sometimes when I am walking down the street all I want to hear is: "there goes the best furry space alien sports gaming tout ever". Anyways, usually people just say I look like a bulked up Alf. Alf?? what an insult, O'Hoolix is much better looking than Alf and my jokes surely are much better.

Okay now for the nitty gritty! You want winners, Alf wants winners, O'Hoolix wants em and so does Nipsey Russell.


UCONN -4: Yes it is a home game for the Spartans, but I think UCONN is as cool as a cucumber and the big man in the middle will make the difference.

UCONN/MICH ST. under 133.5: Sparty does not want UCONN to run and must make it a slow down game.

VILLANOVA +7: Nova is a team of destiny. Carolina is tough, but the Wildcats should keep it close.

NOVA/UNC under 158.5: 158.5 is a ton of points here, and if NOVA plays D, it will go under and should be close, O'Hoolix thinks around 150 total.

BONUS PICK: NOVA M/L +285: Good value here, I think the books are thinking no way for Villanova, but destiny might be on their side!

GOOD LUCK ALL

O'Hoolix Sunday Picks

It seems that O'Hoolix is doing so well these days, he's traveling and living large with Lom Henn himself--a privilege the rest of us here at LomHenn.com are never afforded. Going 20-10-1 thus far in this year's NCAA Tournament will get you into high company, indeed.

O'Hoolix phoned in his picks today since he is traveling, and as his humble servant (at least, until the tournament is complete), I'm doing the honors of posting them. The O'Hoolix picks for the two regional final games today:

LOUISVILLE -7: Going with the hot team--the Cardinals look like they can beat anybody right now. Will Sparty keep it close?

L-VILLE/MSU UNDER (138 1/2): I think O'Hoolix is crazy to take the under here, but what the hell do I know--I had Missouri and Gonzaga in the final. And the little fuzzy space alien is on a roll.

NORTH CAROLINA -7: It's the battle of the big stars: Blake Griffin of Oklahoma vs. Tyler Hansbrough of NC. O'Hoolix thinks NC will be up to the challenge.

So there you have it. Will O'Hoolix continue to dominate? Will Alex Logan defend the Frontier from Xur and the Ko-Dan armada?

What do you think?

O'Hoolix's Friday Picks

O'Hoolix will be traveling on Friday to attend a mascot convention, so I will post friday's picks now for all you junkies and Alex Logan fan club members. Prepare to cash more tickets and remember to tell the wife its not gambling if it is a lock!!!!

LOUISVILLE/ARZ over 139.5: The wildcats are playing well and I expect the Cards to bounce back. Rick Pitino will look to push against the shallow Arizona club.

SYRACUSE -1: O'Hoolix is riding the hot club. 10-1 ATS in last 11. Plus the Orangemen's strong back court might expose Oklahoma here.

GONZAGA +8.5: UNC has played cupcake city lately and the Zags should provide a challenge. I expect the game to be close, but the zags to cover and maybe lose by 6 or 7 pts.

UNC/ZAGS under 162.5: Both teams can score, but I don't think Gonzaga wants to run with UNC and everything has to go right for this game to go high. O'Hoolix might run out there and play some "D" in this one to ensure an under.

KANSAS +1.5: I like Kansas here although O'Hoolix is a Big Ten fan. Jayhawks big man to make the difference here.

Good luck to all, stay tuned for more O'Hoolix picks throughout the final four.

O'Hoolix=EN FUEGO

Okay sports fans....guess who's back?............he's back.......yes he's back.......O'Hoolix is back (insert house of pain back ground music here!) Boy do I hate to scam a Dan Patrick line, but O'Hoolix is "EN FUEGO!" Yesterday was a great day if you were on O'hoolix's picks, 5-5 weeeners.

Look, yesterday O'Hoolix was Alex Logan and his picks were the DEATH BLOSSOM! I hope some of you were on the same side as the famous video game/universe savior/sports gaming wizard. Sunday's games were decent, not as good as Saturday evenings though. O'Hoolix will raise a glass to Siena after their run, boy were they fun to watch. Mizzu, Mich St were close, Syracuse and Kansas won handily. Before I get to Thursday's picks, I want to make a few observations.

1) I love that they moved the 3 point line to an adult male distance. I was sick of seeing grown ass men shoot 3's from the same distance jr. high boys and girls shoot it from. It has opened up the game and I enjoy it much better. Why do we wish to water everything down in this country because its harder?????? O'Hoolix thinks we are getting soft and sitting on our arses too much.
2) I didn't notice much mascot tomfoolery going on. O'Hoolix, being kind of a mascot himself was saddened to see his furry brothers being held down. Nothing is better than a good mascot fight or a mascot heckling other college students. In fact, I love it when a mascot reacts to a crappy ref call or to a crushing defeat! To see the Syracuse Orangeman ball type thing act like he got shot when they lose a tough game is priceless!!! Is there a gayer mascot than the damn teddy bear thing at UCLA????? I am embarrassed for all my other furry mascot friends due to that sweet honey bear. Maybe I am going a bit far here, but I like to see when me and my furry bro's play against kids at half-time. Usually, some lame ass guy tells us to take it easy on the kids during half-time, screw that O'Hoolix wants to win. If they ever get O'Hoolix out there during a half-time game to play football or basketball against the pee-wee's they are goin down! I will be like Deacon Jones and Brett Favre all rolled up into one, O'Hoolix doesn't like to lose. If its hoops, look out here comes Kobe "O'Hoolix" Bryant on those little punks. They most likely deserve to lose and have been acting bad at home or something. When me and my friend's handicap the half-time pee-wee games does that signal a problem????????

Anyway: You want winners, O'Hoolix wants winners, Warren Buffet wants winners as does Regis....so read em and weep.

Sunday 5-0
Total 12-5-1

MISSOURI +4.5: I like Memphis to win in a close one and continue on, but Mizzu has heart and may even pull the upset.

MISS/MEM over 141.5: I think this will be a shoot out with both teams pressing and gunning, should be fun to watch.


XAVIER +7: Pittsburgh has won, but not convincingly. Xavier shoots the 3 decently and rebounds well, I like them to stay close.

VILLANOVA: Tough team and Duke is vulnerable here after escaping Texas. I probably would take them on the money line, as it might go down to 1 or 1 1/2 by game time and the M/L might offer value.

Good luck, stayed tuned and may the winners be yours.

F.S.