0-for-???

Congratulations to the Detroit Lions for setting the record for futility by becoming the first NFL team to go 0-15 during a season and locking up the first pick for the 2009 NFL Draft. Let's keep up the good work and go for the Buccaneers record of 26 loses in a row! I'm sure Barry Sanders is thrilled to be a part of your storied history.

In the immortal words of the groundskeeper in Major League,

"They're still shitty!"

When will the insanity stop?!?